My Novel

I’m writing a goofy novel about sports, love and the power of Buffalo wings. It also includes:

  • Gwen Ifill
  • An android
  • A pulled left groin
  • A man in an octopus outfit
  • An inquiry into why God hates octopi
  • Gambling
  • Bribery
  • Rochambeau
  • Duct tape
  • Repeated throwing of roasted, salted peanuts
  • The Hockey Night in Canada theme
  • “Magic Johnsontinis”
  • Cookie sheet surfing
  • Erratic driving
  • A reference to Ernest Hemingway
  • Sandy Koufax
  • Yoda

Coming soon.