My Novel

I’m writing I’ve written the first draft of a comic thriller about sports, love and the power of Buffalo wings. It also includes:

  • Gambling
  • Blackmail
  • Rochambeau
  • Duct tape
  • An android
  • A swollen groin
  • A man in a bear suit
  • A man in an octopus outfit
  • An inquiry into why God hates octopi
  • Repeated throwing of roasted, salted peanuts
  • “Magic Johnsontinis”
  • Cookie sheet surfing
  • Erratic driving
  • A reference to Ernest Hemingway
  • A reference to Gwen Ifill
  • Sandy Koufax
  • Pop-a-shot
  • Yoda

Second draft underway.